Humor / Valentine’s Day / Satire
The 5 Anger Languages
When Valentine’s Day goes wrong.
5 min readFeb 14, 2024
Of course, we’ve all heard of the five love languages: words, acts, gifts, time, and touch. Or something like that. Let me enlighten you on something more useful for men when you screw up Valentine’s Day. Again. The five anger languages. They’re just like the love languages only different.
